Tell me your favorite party story?
I brought my SA friend to a CL party and she got really drunk and made friends with this girl named brittany, and brittany had a boyfriend who’s friend kept hitting on my friend, and so they were all together for most of the party, and well, the girls went into the bathroom and brittany was peeing, and my friend left the bathroom for a sec and when she came back some other two guys were in there with brittany asking her if they were girlfriends or something, and my friend was all like ohh yeah she’s myyyyyyy baaabbyyy, and one was like oh okay then make out in front of us to prove it, and they were like omg you fucking retard gtfo, and they wouldn’t gtfo, so they went and told Brittany’s boyfriend and his friend, and they found the guys and proceeded to beat the fuck out of them and while they were looking for the guys they informed the whole party of what was going on, so in the end every guy at that party got a hit in on those guys. Lmfao that was pretty great.
One time I threw a party in my house, and these guys showed up, and at the end of the night, we were all drunk as fuck and wanted Taco Bell, and this one girl was willing to drive, and she was allll over this dude that had showed up, I didn’t even know either of them, but anyway… She drove us to Taco Bell, but Taco Bell wasn’t open, so we got whataburger I think… On the way home, she definitely drove on a railroad track. That’s all I really remember. I ended up making out with that dude while the bitch was driving and she got sooooo pissed lmfao she was all talking shit while I was sitting in the backseat and I’m just like haha stupid girl he wanted me I didn’t look for this stop trippin over meaningless penis.
Every time I see “Best of Tumblr” on Facebook, I want to punch someone in the face.
I thought Tumblr was a decently kept secret.
Can we sue Facebook?
This page should not be allowed.
They can have the best of vines, Instagram, Twitter, I don’t care.
Just not Tumblr.
Tumblr is a sacred place where only people of the internet should be allowed.
While Facebook is part of the internet and people who use Tumblr also use that, Facebook is not a place for Tumblr’s secrets.
Am I the only one who see the problem here?! Am I the only one who see that all of Tumblr’s pride and joy is being out on Facebook for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD????
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Colorado Department of Transporation uses humor in campaign against stoned driving
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